I’ve always wondered how people get sucked into cults. What takes you from Joe Sixpack sitting on the couch watching Monday Night Football to drinking poison Kool-Aid in some jungle shack with 500 other people. I think I found the answer, they call it………The Snuggie.
It even comes with a futuristic LED mind control device disguised as a reading light (*batteries not included).
Here’s the TV commercial….
Now watch it again, this time with the subliminal messages and music exposed. See the true and terrifying majesty of the LED pop up mind control device…….
All praises to the Cult of Snuggie (Kool-Aid sold separately)