I was perusing Pitchfork this morning, and I found an article on their website that raises some suspicions of perhaps a few shady dealings. Marc Hogan has written an article titled “You Can Vote However You Like,” which outlines several songs from the campaign trail, including many that have been mentioned by Gordon on this here blog.
Because I am smart, I have come to the conclusion that Mr. Hogan and Pitchfork Media have knowingly lifted the idea from this website, and as such I have hired an esteemed attorney to pursue a civil case against these thieving members of the liberal media elite on Gordon’s behalf.
P.S. No, Pitchfork, I’m not really suing you. Have a sense of humor, already!