Shiver me timbers! As ye be nay doubt aware, Fridee, Septembree 19, be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. In honor o’ this fine occasion, Johnny Thunders an’ On Deaf Ears would like t’ give ye some “Pirate Love”:
Wot’s that ye say, lass? You don’t want any lovin’ from we pirates? Lucky we don’t make ye walk t’ plank.
Guess we’ll just go drinkin’ with our lads:
“Drunken Sailor” by the Irish Rovers:
Or perhaps we should keelhaul ye, ye scurvy wench.
Who needs ye, anyway? We be havin’ ways o’ entertainin’ ourselves, an’ ‘taint safe fer werk (unless ye be a pirate, and “Friggin’ in the Riggin'” is just part o’ the job).
(And b’lieve ‘t or nay, Sex Pistols fans, that last be a real sea chantey.)