You know what movie doesn’t get enough respect? Amazon Women on the Moon. Leonard Maltin called it “astonishingly unfunny.” What does that goofball know about movies anyway?
Roger Ebert gave it half a star. I don’t think he knows all that much about movies, either. Has he really seen enough of them to be considered a decent judge? I don’t think so.
Well, screw those guys. I’m ordering my DVD today. I haven’t seen it since high school, but I’m quite certain that it’s just as awesome as I remember.
Someone has been kind enough to stitch together all of the clips featuring Don Simmons.
“Why do birds suddenly appear / every time…you are near?”