Pitchfork is Racist.

They hate Black Kids.

This is their review of Partie Traumatic:

Fido Augustus, in his infinite wisdom, disapproves of the message but is sort of hot for the messenger.

I hate both racism and black-on-black crime, but a man's a man, and I'd really like to run the whole "Lady and the Tramp" game down on the one on the right.

"The one on the left is racist scum. The one on the right is committing black-on-black crime. The one on the left will burn in hell. The one on the right will be forgiven, so long as she gives me her number. So it is written, so it shall be."

This is the greatest blog post since 1911.


3 Responses to Pitchfork is Racist.

  1. Jason Austinite says:

    I’m confused. That’s Pitchfork’s review, not Stereogum. What kinda crack is Fido smoking?

  2. Cover up? What cover up?

  3. Alex LaPointe says:

    I thought that whole racism thing ended back in 93′ when one brave soul yelled from the window of a basement apartment “Southern Man Ya’ Fuckin’ Bitch!”. What, too inside?

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